What I Believe

I believe in slipping people a "mickey finn." Right in the kisser.
I believe in throwing one dollar bills around.
I believe in the word "around".
I believe that the Sears Tower in Chicago should now be called the Wesley Willis Tower.
I believe that people should just chill out and stop yelling at me in my sleep.
I believe God has just left the building.
I believe Koreans should be forgiven for enjoying their adorable little pet puppies--for din-din.
I believe the day President Clinton was fellated should be a national holiday. Don't you?