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Monday, March 20, 2006

Things I cannot eat.
  • Bug nuts
  • Roach cutlets
  • Chicken-fried snake
  • Aunt Goofy's Secret Sauce
  • Crouper
  • Medallions of grief
  • Knuckle sandwich
  • Dingleberries
  • Fried legs
  • Horseradish of the Apocalypse
  • Dog drop soup
  • Turkish with stuffing and cramberry sauce
  • Deep fried lard on a stick
  • Blood and tongue loaf of Christ
  • Beef tallow sandwich with sport peppers
  • Horse oysters
  • Tripe-flavored ice cream
  • Rack of Shemp
  • Road apples
  • Loin ala Ed McMahon
  • Rump toast
  • Roasted chestnuts on an open sore
  • Chili con Art Carney
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